Zap a wet one in the microwave for 2 minutes every day and replace it every 2 weeks. Better yet, use cloths, towels, and rags that you can toss in the washer or clean with bleach.
The whole neighborhood could probably hear your potty mouth right now. Who the heck put that there anyway?! Cry. Ouchie! Why does this happen to me? Curse and go on with my day Attack whatever you stubbed your toe on. IT WILL PAY! You shout a few horrid curses as you clench your fist.